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BROCCOLI HANDS! Hard Hitting CUT

LYRICS AND MUSIC BY HIIMRAWN COPYRIGHT 2010 Hi Im Rawns Record Label Every Morning I wake up in the Mirror I see That Im a man who has feelings And Hands of Broccoli Its kinda hard being different in the world you know I never meant to have hands made of vegetables Medical miracles aside im incredible because my high fives are edible Broccoli hands broccoli hands Im a man Im a man with Broccoli hands Broccoli hands broccoli hands I had a problem with my glands I have broccoli hands I cant pick up Sticks but I can pick up chicks cuz I got broccoli hands but not a broccoli DIK So come on pretty girl dont worry lets play Cuz Ive been inspected by the FDA You never felt something so romantical till you get a massage with vegetables When I write with a pen its illegible Make fun and Ill hit you in the testicle Broccoli hands brocoli hands fanned tanned in the sand with my broccoli hands OH b-r-o-c-c-o-l-i h-a-n-d-s Keep me away from that velvita cheese OH OH b-r-o-c-c-o-l-i h-a-n-d-s Ranch dip is my kryptonite so keep it away from me Cuz no one in the world has hands like these loaded with both vitamins a and c Im fancy dancin in the produce section theres panties flying off in every direction theres NANCY shes got carrot boobs Its bland being canned like every other brand cant go through life with my head in the sand so Ill just be proud of my broccoli hands OH YEAH THATS RIGHT I GOT BROCCOLI HANDS AND I CANT GIT EM FIXED CUZ OF MEDICAL PLANS I HOLD IT ALL TOGETHER WITH BLUE RUBBERBANDS SO THEY DONT FALL APART WHILE IM SPANKIN THAT A$$

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BROCCOLI HANDS! Hard Hitting CUT