"TSA Christmas Carol"

Sing along: Dash this line is slow, It's taking all friggin' day. Now he's refused a scan, Prolonging the delay. Now I'm not very shy But I really got a shock, when the TSA guy rubbed my thigh and brushed against my ****. TSA, TSA, groping all the way Oh what fun it is to fly, But first we'll get our way. Oh, TSA, TSA groping all the way we're happy to touch you anywhere whether you're straight or gay. A day or two ago I thought I'd hit the skies. But I quickly changed my mind when I heard about those guys. It's really gone too far. It made me want to shout when they reached inside her bra and pulled that implant out. TSA, TSA, groping all the way Oh what fun it is to fly, But first we'll get our way. Oh, TSA, TSA groping all the way we're happy to touch you anywhere whether you're straight or gay. Now I am not a prude, but I really had to frown when he asked me in that room for a one-on-one pat down. We don't feel really safe. We don't mean to be crass But nothing will stop Osama with a bomb stuck up his ass. TSA, TSA, groping all the way Oh what fun it is to fly, But first we'll get our way. Oh, TSA, TSA groping all the way we're happy to touch you anywhere whether you're straight or gay.

• 2010-12-14T20:12:43+00:00
• Duration: 01:42

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