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Chinese media took seriously the Onion naming Kim Jong Un the world's sexiest man.
Comic Con is once again marred by the increasingly popular Bully-Con.
The video shows executive chef Dan Coudreaut making a version of the Big Mac at home. "We have a question here from Christine," he begins, "What is...
Dig in baby! Introducing The W, Wendy's® new double cheeseburger. Double beef, double cheese, and Wendy's best toppings like crinkle cut pickles,...
The classic 1962 instrumental hit Green Onions by Booker T & the MG's. Actors and actresses dancing to this very cool song include: Marilyn...
Yes, it's exactly what the title says it is. And yes, it's the greatest video on the internet. Thank you.
(Crock Pot Girls) enna's Beef Tips - Sirloin Tip Steaks (2-3 steaks) 1 can of GOLDEN mushroom soup ˝ can of water (use can from soup) ˝ can of...
Capitol Police were not amused by tweets and an article written by the satirical newspaper The Onion falsely reporting that members of Congress had...
The Onion shares tips for getting the attention of that cute guy who's thrusting his erection inside of you.
The anchors of the Onion News Network's top-rated program "FactZone" answer viewers' questions about what it's like behind the scenes of the most...
Well This Is Thoroughly Depressing of the Day: Roy and his long-abandoned NES tearfully reminisce about his 8-bit childhood. Who%u2019s peeling...
Robert Hawkins on a fat guy with a tattoo, live from The Purple Onion in SF
John McCain claims that if elected he would save taxpayers millions by eliminating the Secret Service and defending himself instead.
How to charge your iPod or other mp3 player for up to 20 minutes using electrolytes derived from Gatorade or Powerade which are then stored within...
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