Kitten Interrupts Ukulele Playing

C Am F G I wanna be your abacus baby you can count on me and I won't say that I love you or I heart you, but I will say less than 3, I less than 3 you Your molecules must be moving really quickly 'cause girl, you're hot. Are you igneous, metamorphic or sedimentary? All I know is, baby, you rock. if god existed, I'd thank him for you but I'm rational and i read (a lot of) Sam Harris you're beautiful like the font of Garamond but I wanna see you sans serif. (take your pants off) I wanna be your abacus baby you can count on me I observe your quarks oscillating, and I'm formulating a g-string theory I'm an archaeologist and I'm gonna compute your age, yeah, I'm wanna absolutely date you you make me feel like a male giraffe I wanna nudge your rump, make you urinate, and mate you (that's what they do) the value of my love for you cannot be expressed exactly it's more irrational than pi hey "Fuck" is a legitimate word in Scrabble, just FYI I wanna be your abacus baby you can count on me you can suck me into the supermassive black hole at the center of your galaxy (I'm talking vagina) I may not be the biggest or strongest but my knowledge of grammar shines I know how to use the words further and farther correctly every freaking time farther indicates physical distance and further a depth or degree example: the moon is getting farther from the earth about 4 centimeters annually (true fact) example: you just keep getting further into my heart wait: you just keep getting farther into my heart no, wait: you just keep getting further into my heart hang on: you just keep getting farther into my heart I wanna be your abacus baby you can count on me if the situation is ambiguous further and farther can be used interchangably (that's a rule! I knew that all along) I wanna be your abacus baby you can count on me and I won't say that I love you or I heart you but I will say, I less than 3 you (please take off your pants)

2013-07-12T22:07:51+00:00
Duration: 04:15